Ok, I know there are worse problems 
but my eyelashes are really pissing me off!
They all go in different directions. Some are long, some are short. It takes me forever to get them to actually look ok. I use eyelash curlers, not because I want really overly curled lashes, but just to get them more evened out. It's takes aaaages to get them looking ok.
I used to use rapidlash, but had to stop using it cos it was just too bloody expensive. I read somewhere that if you stop using it, not only do your lashes return to normal, which makes sense, if you choose to use it again, it won't work.
So, ideally I would like a mascara which instantly makes my lashes look fuller, longer....all the usual, but also maybe conditions.
Any recommendations?