A bit of fluff from my scarf got stuck on my beard...

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... and I'm not a bloke

aww don't feel embarassed - I have a full tache which requires fortnightly threading by a lovely but vicious Indian lady in SUperdrug, while all passing shoppers gawp at me

I recommend threading, and a glass of

I bought one of those tweezerman 14X mirrors and my face is covered in crumbs

I've booked a wax for tomorrow after a sheepish dh (kindly! ) pointed out my 'tash... I'd rather he said though than have other people notice! I sympathise too!!

A woman I used to work with described the short, dark spiky hair I found (with horror) on my top lip as a 'pork hair'

• said that she had loads of them!

Felt dead feminine I did

I have bought some facial waxing strips from Boots. Might as well deal with the tash as well....

DD has taken to calling me Dad. And no, I am not a bloke...

I love and hate those magnifying mirrors.

I've posted this before on here, but must again on this thread: when DS 1 was just talking (2 or 3 years of age) he was gazing lovingly at my face in the sunlight for ages. After a few minutes, he asked, "got whiskers, Mummy?" . My blonde 'tache must have been sparkling beautifully in the sunlight.

@ pork hair. I have that on my big toe knuckles.