Malory, if you;re back can we open the Style shop again?

[harpsichordcarrier]

?

Mrs Badger could be a very handy addition to the staff, imho

oh please do I never dared come in before

surely footless tights are just.....leggings?

apparently i need some advice from the style shop.

What does the style shop have to say about what to wear in this heat?
and on the heated matter of Birkenstocks?

oh god yes they should be banned whatever they are
vile

well, seeing as that so many are forgoing clothes altogether, there may be no need for 'style' at this point.

yes I want to know about birkenstocks
am considering a purchase

i really think you should consider these instead:

betterthanbirks

I have some v simple white ones and they are marvellously comfortable and the bizniz in this weather

BIRKENSTOCKS I should day
NOT leggings

look I'm sorry I mentioned the l-word

hmm interesting expat but birkies look just the business for people who are going to be pregnant for the next 31 weeks (hopefully) and doing it in constant bleeding summer. would have got some the other day but they didn't have my size in TK Maxx. will have a look on Friday