Oh come in then tell me what to wear

[Ledkr]

Usual story, I've put a bit of weight on so my 14s won't fit but I need a dress for Friday work dinner n dance which I could hopefully wear to a wedding in feb.
arms n boobs ok and I've a nice back (so I'm told) but I've a big arse and tummy and footballers legs so must be knee length.
I'm not too keen on a maxi dress as I feel overdressed in them.
I'm a16 now btw.
Ill need to get it from an actual shop now won't I?
I've been looking for ages and in flummoxed!

There are absolutely tonnes of party dresses in the shops at the mo. Sounds like a 50s prom style dress would suit you. Check out "Tiger Milly" online (also on Amazon) and see if they can do next day delivery, their dresses are resonably priced.

Anything take your fancy?

They are really lovely but my style is a bit more boho iyswim?
I've a short blonde bob which I can't imagine with that type of dress. In being picky aren't I?

red biba
pied a terre blue
untold purple lace
biba lots of colours
grey

M&S Ltd have a lovely black midi dress with a lace back.