Help me find a really ugly (cheap) Christmas jumper

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Ok ladies, so this is neither style or beauty.

Family are having a competition on Christmas Day and whoever wears the ugliest, most hideous jumper (independently adjudicated) gets out of clearing up after dinner, therefore it is essential that I win.

Help me please...

primark had an AWESOME one which was actually a sweatshirt with a hideous christmas scene printed on it (*think snowy village with reindeer crossing the sky and maybe some glitter)

I believe Primark have a wide and hideous selection…i'm sure I saw one with two christmas puddings on the boob area which made me recoil in horror…that would be a strong contender.

Well,I would suggest ebay or try primarni then cover it in pompoms,tinsel and other tackiness!

Primarni have some uber tacky ones anyway (aswell as awesome ones!) So a few pompoms and bits..

Most of the dreadful ones are expensive,but given the rebirth of Christmas jumpers there may be some old 80's totally hideous ones going on ebay!

Hey,bundaberg that's not so bad!I've ordered a skiing Rudolph one with snow etc and,the best bit,a flashing nose

Although it's a man's jumper and expensive this is ugly and cringeworthy!

This one's only good for those with a very literal sense of humour.

You could stuff the stockings on this one.

Try this place!!!!
www.tackychristmasjumpers.co.uk/#!about/cjg9

Depending one what you want,I saw one with a flashing Santa-as in actual flashing,not lights,he opens his coat up to reveal his naked body with 'Merry Christmas' written where his manhood would be!(the thought of Santa even having a manhood is wrong!!!)

Can't remember where it was though!

One of these?

Merry Christmas!

Stocking and a tree!

Another stocking and tree!

Peace?!

Or a sweater vest?!

Ha ha flashing Santa sounds lovely! I'd get one triptrap

primark also have matching knitted christmas leggings which i kind of almost want

flasher Santa jumper

H and m have a Mr hanky the Christmas poo one in the men's section. Surely a festive poo must win?

Haha was just going to mention the Primark Christmas pudding boob one too!

Peacocks have some proper Val Doonican ones in

You're all wonderful

I will check out the christmas pud/boob one pronto.

Keep em coming...