was shouted at in town yesterday for looking in horror.

[poisson]

........ at an ill fitting halterneck top, luckily iw as in a car wiht the winodws UP and it was night.
really! put it away

I saw a runner today in the park who had easily 1/3 of her buttocks on display. I was deeply startled.

her boyfriend shouted afetr us ( as we hot taield it home)

" what hte ficking hell are oyu looking at?"
i dont hink the g-f had noticed so i bet he got it int he neck later

he was probably her pimp.

ah I suspect he was already dubious and on the defensive about his girlfriends attire then

saw a girl in a college in OXford the other week whose trousers didn't even pretend to fit. she wasn't even that big, but the huge expanse of bottom overflow between her half mast trousers and t shirt made her look like Hattie Jacques

why? why wear clothes that are too small - it just makes you look bigger (as do clothes that are way too big)

oh yes wel they werent that rough
arf
i am going ot gt a car like this and go out at night tellign poeple of their fashion woes

obv i look lovely allt he time
arf

lol

is that you oh fish woman? if so, nice to see you back

will you dress like Geri Halliwell doing her fashion police programme?

cod

.....{tires not to look impressed}
DOES she?

fashion police

My Dad has his first weekend with us and he's um, not nown for subtlty (as are we- someone threatened to run me down tonight coz I blocked the road but hey they were coming down it THE WRONG WAY Fgs, it's one way). Anyway, these two girls walked past wearing dodgy bl;ack patterned tights, cycling shorts, lycra tops and about 3st lard on each hip. Dad looked over and said 'Blimey you got some fat teenagers here haven't you?' at the top of his voice.

Coulodn't argue with him though.

i think i like your dad

LOL

(welcome back)