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What do you wear if you are short waisted and monster chested??

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CarefullyDoesIt · 15/09/2013 20:45

I am 5'9", 12/14 with a 34G chest and a very short waist. Please help. I realise that I look bigger than I am because of this unfortunate combination - my thinnest part is being completely overwhelmed my my monster chest!

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SundaySimmons · 15/09/2013 20:51

Hello Dolly!

It isn't an unfortunate condition, you are gorgeous.

We used to call ladies like you, Sweater girls!.

You don't want your magnificent breasts looking like a giant bum at the front but you also don't want a high neckline like a polo neck as it will make you look even bigger cheated. A scoop neckline and of course a very good fitting bra.

Nothing cropped. Emphasise your legs.

SundaySimmons · 15/09/2013 20:54

Susannah and trinny look like men in drag but they are right in guiding you to recognise your body shape.

piggilot.blogspot.co.uk/2010/06/book-review-body-shape-bible.html

I would say you are perhaps inverted triangle shape?

SundaySimmons · 15/09/2013 21:06

Excellent advice here

budgetchic.org/blog/a-short-waisted-womens-guide-from-someone-who-knows/

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