Because I'm a fucking muppet, that's why. I go to the hairdressers and they trim my fringe for me. Sadly, they always cut it that bit too short so I either look like a 35yo trying to do novelty hair, or a dominatrix. Then, before I know it, it's too bloody long and I look like a bloody shaggy dog. I love my fringe when it's the right length, but sometimes I wish that I had just left it all one length.
Have you made Hairy mistakes? Aside from men that is...