i have had enough of fat white dimpled belllies hanign over trousers

[Cod]

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Get the term right Cod
It is
MUFFINS

and me

hurts me eyes

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Do people never look in the mirror? Always more flesh when there's been 5 minutes of sun as well.

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my belly sometimes hangs out

I am in the right size but have a lovely little packet of blub just above my waist line (where my belly button is) and as I have a long back, the tops normally only just cover my belly and every now and then, I catch the bit around my belly sneaking out

lol - I just KNEW this would be a cod thread...

"tramp stamp"

tattoo at base of spine

arf

You want to ask if they got dressed in the dark ! looks horrendous, especially when it is all pale and pastey

I agree its vile beyond vileness. Unfortunately its everywhere with these hipster trousers [shudder] its murder trying to find trousers that will fit you without giving you a chill in the kidneys these days.

I've just realised I sound like my grandmother now.

Or alternatively yokshirelass just be really old and boring like me and buy the "on waist" jeans from M&S. No amount of correct sizing makes low slung ones look anything less than awful on me!

I have a tattoo at the bottom of my back and I am not a tramp thankyou very much Welsh Boris

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bugger off cod. look at your finger

im just quoting

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tell us about the finger

do you have a ring tattoo like lea or pammy anderson

nah, this is what you call a \link{http://www.office-humour.co.uk/g/i/4301/muffintop!}