please help dress an apple for a festival

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size 16, 5'2. going to Festival Number 6 next week (woohoo!) and my wardrobe just isn't cutting it!

I'm looking for some cool dresses but my usual sources have been exhausted. I usually do well in Boden (carefully avoiding the garish prints!) occasionally monsoon and sometimes DP. I like a few of the dresses in Oasis at the moment, but they all look so short or flimsy!

I also need a coat but there seems to be a predominance of shapeless boxy coats which I'm guessing would make an apple look like a whale...

Please help!

I don't know about clothes for festivals as I find the whole idea of dressing for a festival in anything other than jeans, boots, kagoules and jumpers a bit bizarre. Maybe someone else will be of more use than me. What I came on to say was :try to catch Primal Scream as they are brilliant!

ha! I know what you mean but I just don't suit jeans as I've got stupidly short legs that even petite lengths are too long for so dress/opaques and boots are my thing.

And I'll be sure to check out The Scream