Oh Lordy please help me not to look like an idiot

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Please help!

I'm going away with a friend next weekend, to Ibiza.

It was supposed to be a quiet weekend away without DC's & DH's, we've booked a naice hotel and I was looking forward to slobbing about during the day, sunbathing, swimming & some food, wine, chat & SLEEP in the evenings.

So, my friend has got us on the guest list of a club (Pacha) and I have absolutely nothing to wear, or any idea what to wear either.

I'd like to go, I'm in my mid 30s so this feels like a last chance to do something cool & have some fun, but I don't want to rock up there looking like a frump

I'm size 14, 5'4, big thighs & crap legs so a short dress is out of the question.

What do people wear to these things? I've visions of lots of neon bikinis & spectacular headgear!!

I could have told you 20 years ago but now I'm old.

This might be of some use

www.virtualtourist.com/travel/Europe/Spain/Balearic_Islands/Ibiza-265785/Nightlife-Ibiza-Pacha_Club-BR-1.html

Thanks - wi have a flick through!

Oooh!

I haven't been anywhere like that in 5 years but is wear a black dress, false eyelashes and good makeup!

Have fun

Ha ha, those pics look just like when I went in the 90's! I'd say wear fitted trousers and a vest top with some heeled sandals or something. Maybe a long necklace, though you could go all retro and wear a glow stick/whistle . Have fun and enjoy yourself.

Thanks for the tips