Horrible big toenails and shoes for wedding

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Recently had both sides of both big toenails removed. The middle of both nails are both now damaged and discoloured and lifting off (also got some fungal thing going on). Anyhow they're not dreadful but Im going to a wedding in a few weeks and have open toe shoes. Tried to get courts but nothing comfy enough. How can I disguise/camouflage toenails? I think nail varnish will still not deal with the uneven surfaces?

stick these false toe nails on

Whoah Furball thank you so much. Shall be legging it down to Boots to have a bash with these. I know everyone will be looking at the bride not my manky big toes but I will be happier with them not looking quite so yuk. Didn't realise you could get false toenails. Never even thought to look!

Furball you beat me to it . I tried those the other week and they really are great if your feet are on display for a special occasion

Just been to Boots and got some. Thank you SO MUCH. Had no idea such things existed. I've got them on my big toenails now and they do the job perfectly. Only problem now is that in bending over to stick them on I've put my sodding back out! Ouch!