Please help me you lovely S&B ladies.
I am gonig to a festival next weekend and don't want to look like a total arse, but the uniform seems to be Hunter wellies (can't afford), short cut off denim shorts (thunder thighs and varicose veins - not a good loo) and tight little tops. I had thought maxi dress but if it is muddy this may not work!
What do festival goers of more mature years wear without looking like I am going on a walking weekend? help pleeease!