I look like a municipal bollard with some skanky RW bunting abandoned round it when I wear a scarf. Why?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Stylish and gorgeous?

Feck no.

I'm trying to distract from other bodily flaws by wearing gorgeous svarves. But no, I look grim.

What the feck an I doing wrong?

How is it possible to wear a scarf badly?

Even watching Wendy for perky tips and smiley instructions accompanied by crap elevator Muzak hasn't improved me.

Aaaargh.

I feel your pain! I look like an alien has landed on my chest and is trying to strangle me.

A personal shopper (ahem..) once told me that tall people with broad shoulders look great in scarves, they just wrap and go. Small people with narrow shoulders (like me, sniff) can't really do scarves - only small scarves with not much material in them at a push.

I'm small 5ft 2 and hate how I look wearing a scarf. They seem to emphasise how near to the ground my chest is. I agree they look better on taller, broader women.

I am glad I am not alone. I too look grim wearing scarves. 10 years older and verging on the hideous. Plain ones, patterned ones, flowery ones, thin ones, thick ones-always the same disastrous result.