Stylish persons help needed to find......

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Some sneakers for me!

I saw some in clarks - canvas with all the rubbery bits in the usual places but all the rubbery bits were in the same olive/khaki green as the canvas bits (as a rule I might as well be wearing clown boots if the rubbery bits are white)

They didn't have them in my size

Please help! I have been attempting an Ebay/google search for most of the night now and have found nuffink. Or postage and reward for said Clarks sneakers in an 8....

Humour me please! I will bump this for days otherwise...