My first ever school prom (gulp) and Year 11's have nagged and nagged me to go. I'm not the smartest teacher there, and the kids have banned me from wearing my flat shoes and trousers. Apparently, I must wear a dress!
Help?
How's this one for starters?
Oh, I'm 40, 5'4 and about 10 stone. Wide shoulders, decent calves. Face like a slapped arse when I'm shopping so it's going to have to be on-line 
www.next.co.uk/x51116s1#795599x51