I'd never put up with that shit. Leave him, honey.
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Maybe not what you're looking for but I'm a v dark brown polish addict and the only one currently floating my boat is the cringetastically named 'Inner Vixen' by Gelish, it's a gel manicure that lasts loads longer than Shellac and glints gorgeously in any light.
Failing that, OPI have an amazing darkest brown called Cowboy something. Possibly Cowgirl something.