as the Inventor of the "school run dress" phenomenon

[Nehru]

..in the days when I did the school run, and lazed about all day in the sun with toddlers pretending it was hard work..

I think for me this would be a serious contender:

www.gap.eu/browse/product.do?cid=89623&vid=1&pid=000453727001

loose so you dont sweat - check
sleeves so no bra issues - check
good length - yup
easy to style - check

no, you wont

Oh poo, will have to pop into town at some point and see if its in store.

there were none in soton last weekend. Annoyingly. There is a scoop neck- is that in stock still?

www.gap.co.uk/browse/product.do?cid=89623&vid=1&pid=000351446001

That's just a long t shirt

lol
i LOVE you on fashun threads. Make me larf

It comes to mid thigh

When I bend over to pick up dog ends, you would be able to see my arse cheeks in that long t shirt

Lol. I bend like a ladee

I am 5ft 10, you would be able to see my 'tache

5 7.
I bend and crouch.

My knees lock when I do that. I have to be lifted by crane.

How did you get 25% OFF IT?

Lol. Off the price. Not the length. Imagine. !

Right.
The v neck (now out of stock) is more fitted and more flattering. Thinner material.
The scoop is thicker. Slightly slubbed. The orange is pretty. BUT looser fit. Not flattering on me.
Plus good old gap enclosed two twenty % off postcards.

Have you selected which school you will do a run to in these long t shirts?

Lol have got wee willie winkle hat too