things they use in fashion adverts NO ONE uses in rl

[Nehru]

camper vans
old fashioned deckchairs
bikes with flowers in the basket

vinrage convertibles

About a thousand tiny glass lanterns with candles in, strewn carelessly through the trees.

Freakishly tall size zero women...

well yes, them too.
Dogs straining on leashes

wind machines

rowing boats

OK SOME people might use them in rl

Ditto zebra crossings with women laughing HILARIOUSLY as they cross them.*

*I have never laughed as I crossed a road

WATERMELON

they love watermelon

as here
www.boden.co.uk/en-GB/Womens-Dresses/Above-Knee-Dresses/WH435/Womens-Breezy-Beach-Dress.html?NavGroupID=4

CHrist - there are THOUSANDS of stock photos of women eating watermelon.
An alien would think it is an everyday event

Hilarious bowls of salad. They are everywhere in the advertising world

oh yes - even a meme

I have a dog that strains on his lead, and have also been known to have flowers in my bike basket .... Unfortunately that's as fashion and Modelly as I get

Right fucking grumpy expressions a la Toast catalogue, or comedy facial hair for blokes
Glaikit/zombie posture and expression as at Cos

also a jetty

who uses a jetty apart from a dreamy model

Woman travelling with handluggage consisting of hat box and make up/ jewellery box all massive with silly little handles. Just the thing for LHR:)

An elderly peasant standing outside a shack.

At least 4 or 5 puppies at a time. Bows optional.

Using an umbrella, but not to keep the rain off, but to dance with.

A brick wall.

KAPPOW I look hot. Let me lean on this brick wall.

KABOOM I look hip. Let me lean on this brick wall.

Long handled wicker baskets. Of course, EVERYONE with any ounce of fashion sense just happens to have one to carry around

Laughing dark skinned children silhouetted against a sunset.
Soldiers in bearskins
Big floppy hats clamped top head in coquettish fashion
Clambakes

Children wearing clean and/or white clothes .

Drippy ice cream cones. If I ate drippy ice cream cones with abandon...I wouldn't even be able to fit in my own clothes, much less model anyone else's...