I found some nice sunglasses online, the downside being they are emblazoned with the word 'Bench'. I know nothing about the brand, is it chavvy/sporty/bling/exceedingly youthful/fash-victimy/whatever?
I don't want to embarrass myself (or any 'kids' who might be humiliated to find themselves sharing a logo with the stout, middleaged buggy-pusher standing next to them on the bus)