They aren't that bad, what are you lot on about?! Whereas the Campers are shocking (sorry).
I prefer the white. You'd have to be a bit cool to pull them off (in any colour). Actually - midi skirt, tights or ankle socks, vintage cropped cardi and blouse, that kind of thing. Or, the Parisian look - crisp with cropped pants, big sunglasses and a jumper around your neck.