Fashion questions I need answers to

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1. Why do people in fashion pages/blogs and celebs wear sunglasses AND a coat? Surely if it's cold enough to wear a coat, one doesn't need sunglasses?

2. Why do people in fashion blogs feel the need to have photographs of themselves jumping in the air?

3. Connected to number one - why do people in fashion blogs wear shorts and bare legs but then a blazer?

1. They might be somewhere cold but sunny. They might be sipping a twelve quid coffee and flicking through a copy of Vogue in a pavement cafe at the bottom of a mountain in some swanky Swiss ski resort.

2. Pass. They are silly arses.

3. Their name is Alexa Chung and it's uber-ironic. Or something.

Also, in answer to number 3, it's the same reason they wear thick knee-high socks and four inch stilettos.

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I often wear sunglasses on cold days, my eyes squint at the first bit of sun and my eye wrinkles don't need any help to progress!

Fair enough! :)

I've spent too long on Pinterest and people without sunglasses are starting to look a bit naked!

I get the sunglasses thing. I often need a warm coat and sunnies for the low winter sun. I don't get the shorts-jumper-scarf combo. If it's warm enough for shorts it's too hot for a jumper, surely?

A friend wears sunglasses most days. She always looks glamourous. I'd feel a bit of a tit.

So nobody can give me an answer re the jumping?

Fellatio's is clearly the only answer there is!