Wedding outfit help please!

[fairyfly]

I'm not very smart or girly.

I am size 14 and i carry most of my weight on my stomach like a beer bellied man.

I have biggish boobs.

My bum is fine.

I have biggish upper arms.

I sound atrocious don't i.

Is it apple shpe?

I want to wear a dress, preferably not floral.

I am brunette.

Can anyone help?

Do you like any of \link{http://simplybeuk.drct2u.com/productcache/DAL/productwindow/11030453-primary-1.html.gz\these?} I think the vintage beaded one's quite 'amanda lamb' styley and it has a matching shrug if you're worried about your arms. The print one is also nice - more versatile. You also get 10% off first orders with them.

Gina Polka Dot Print Silk Dress \link{http://store.monsoon.co.uk/catalog/Welcome\from 'dresses', obviously...}
maybe with a shrug thingy if worried about your arms?

or the Ines Palm Beach Dress? shape could be good to avoid tummy area?

still on Monsoon, the Polly Silk Georgette Party Dress could look great

or the Manhattan Spot Dress

am I boring you yet?

They are gorgeous on Monsoon aren't they? \link{http://www2.monsoon.co.uk/er04/catalog/detail10040_1.htm\I like the shape of the polka dot one} The tummy looked ruched which is great!

oooh nice link bubblerock!
yes that would be a good cover-up and I love the big dots, she's look hot in that one I think

where is she though???

Frenchgirl - the trick with Monsoon is to copy the link you get when you enlarge the image - now get linking!!

Thanks sorry i had to go out, a lot of screaming girls waiting for me in a beer garden.

Now, i like them all, especially the ines one but..........they scare me, ive never worn anything like any of them in my life.
I'm scared i'll start singing Doris day songs.

you need to take one of your screaming girls with you, and try loads and loads in your local monsoon, you might end up loving wearing dresses.
But then if you don't you can always go for a skirt and top, or even smart trousers and top