Speziale for you...the spring collection

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Ladies, I hereby start the M&S Spring fashion show. Most speziale.

Tron extra

how to make yourself look completely out of proportion

another Tron inspired dress

the name - conversational umbrella cardigan - is clue enough

naughty nurse wearing a grubby pinny?

over to you....

fetching....

Love how it is called the Limited Collection classic collar floral blouse, like the - y'know - product marketer has lost the will to live. Why is gaudy and nipple reminiscent flower print not in the name?

My heart always leaps for joy as soon as I read that word 'speziale' in a thread title and, as ever, I am not disappointed

The email was enough, I don't think I dare look at these links.

another photoshop fail

Ooh I love a Speziale thread!

I really like the silly umbrella cardi too. I think it's a bit Zooey deschanel.

And I think the out of proportion dress could look good on people with a different figure to me (on whom it would look atrocious).

Oh dear God, that flowery skirt with the black tights and the ankle boots.

I think their stylist secretly hates them and is having a laugh.

shapeless and snakeskin effect. Lovely.

There are some lovely matching cropped trousers to go with the snakeskin tent.

Working Girl anyone? the model looks so dejected :(

how to make Twiggy look fat

Shapeless and dull but at least it covers the dress

Oh god, kick me out of the fashion treads now.

I really liked the snakeskin blazer and the umbrella cardi

x a million

Finding it hard to decide between these two

frumpy

or

frumpy with colour

You could get both for your grandmother.

I think the issue with the umbrella cardi (and anything else that could look good in the right circumstances) is the dreadful and inappropriate styling. It's like they have no idea what people would actually do with any of the clothes.

seriously considering a name change to conversational umbrella cardigan.

Speziale time! FINALLY.
I kinda like the umbrella cardi too...

Wow.