SHITE people say on fashion blogs

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"The kind people at...."
(Ie boden gave me a free bag to pimp a hotchpotch shirt"

"Pop of _fucking colour". No one says this in real life. Fück off.

"This looks cute" no. Kittens are cute. You are a woman who wears scarves. Desist.

Amber - what is it with the watch?!!! Is Michael Kors a renowned watchmaker?!! I need to know.

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I love the picture. "Fashion scarves provide a surprising amount of warmth when dressing for cold weather"
Hmm, wonder if she ever gets to experience cold weather?

"Work it with..."

I'm sorry, you mean knead it like dough? Operate it like a machine? No?

I like MK - I have 3 coats (from TK Maxx) and they are ace. Just wondering about The Watch!

To be fair, Pretzel, she actually does bung a vest on under everything.

Only she calls it a "nude cami".

Oh and I HATE that knock-kneed pigeon-toe "I'm a little girlie" stance they all do.

I'm good at this game.

Ditzy. I quite often see something I like the look of, but one mention of the word ditzy has me running for the hills.

dexter I just really like rose gold, and that it's chunky. It's a piece of shit though, has broken twice in a year, but was repaired with no quibbles. Wouldn't buy again.

LOL Madbuslady, that stance is soooo useful. I can bung on any old outfit then before I go out, just check myself in the mirror in the knockneed pigeon toed stance.... tada said outfit is bang on trend!

MK rose gold watch - check
Blog- check

What I always wonder is who takes the pictures...

Which one is the pigeon stance?
One silly pose I see all the time is the one where they cross their legs while standing - is that a real life thing?

It's the general detachedness from what is practical in real life, while being a real life blogging person and not a fashion mag, that really annoys me.

'Capsule wardrobe'- wtf!!!!

Ah yes monochrome chic- black and white to us normal peeps....

"Shop the Spring/Summer edit"

"The Runway edit"

Oh and
"Shop the campaign,"

(That was you French Connection, stop trying to hide at the back there...)

Whats an edit? A collection?

Ooh, or when they "channel" a look!! Grr. You mean copy??

My fave is "homage to" ie blatant rip off

And ombre. It's fucking tie dye, that's what it is.

trills it's usually their other halves or sisters. I take pictures with my camera timer or on phone in mirror, I could never stand out in public posing like that. Although my favourite blogs do feature that kind of photo weirdly.

Cliched writing, generally, irritates me. I don't mind fashion speak, per se, so a red lip or a snakeskin shoe doesn't bother me, but 'new year, new you' and 'top of every fashionista's wish-list' both drive me up the wall. And I say that as a blogger and journalist.

Ubik, in those examples, that's exactly what it is, though. An edit, or edited selection of the Spring/Summer runway collections. And 'An edited selection of the Spring/Summer runway collections' would make for a clunky, and very long headline.