SHITE people say on fashion blogs

[MaureenShit]

"The kind people at...."
(Ie boden gave me a free bag to pimp a hotchpotch shirt"

"Pop of _fucking colour". No one says this in real life. Fück off.

"This looks cute" no. Kittens are cute. You are a woman who wears scarves. Desist.

[dexter73]

Amber - what is it with the watch?!!! Is Michael Kors a renowned watchmaker?!! I need to know.

[PretzelTime]

www.alreadypretty.com/2012/12/cold-weather-dressing-essentials.html#comments

I love the picture. "Fashion scarves provide a surprising amount of warmth when dressing for cold weather"
Hmm, wonder if she ever gets to experience cold weather?

[MadBusLady]

"Work it with..."

I'm sorry, you mean knead it like dough? Operate it like a machine? No?

[dexter73]

I like MK - I have 3 coats (from TK Maxx) and they are ace. Just wondering about The Watch!

[MadBusLady]

To be fair, Pretzel, she actually does bung a vest on under everything.

Only she calls it a "nude cami".

[MadBusLady]

Oh and I HATE that knock-kneed pigeon-toe "I'm a little girlie" stance they all do.

[MadBusLady]

I'm good at this game.

[WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeGoes]

Ditzy. I quite often see something I like the look of, but one mention of the word ditzy has me running for the hills.

[AmberNectarine]

dexter I just really like rose gold, and that it's chunky. It's a piece of shit though, has broken twice in a year, but was repaired with no quibbles. Wouldn't buy again.

[busyboysmum]

LOL Madbuslady, that stance is soooo useful. I can bung on any old outfit then before I go out, just check myself in the mirror in the knockneed pigeon toed stance.... tada said outfit is bang on trend!

[Chugchug]

MK rose gold watch - check
Blog- check

[Trills]

What I always wonder is who takes the pictures...

[PretzelTime]

Which one is the pigeon stance?
One silly pose I see all the time is the one where they cross their legs while standing - is that a real life thing?

It's the general detachedness from what is practical in real life, while being a real life blogging person and not a fashion mag, that really annoys me.

[DIddled]

'Capsule wardrobe'- wtf!!!!

[DIddled]

Ah yes monochrome chic- black and white to us normal peeps....

[ubik]

"Shop the Spring/Summer edit"

"The Runway edit"

[ubik]

Oh and
"Shop the campaign,"

(That was you French Connection, stop trying to hide at the back there...)

[PretzelTime]

Whats an edit? A collection?

[lurkingaround]

Ooh, or when they "channel" a look!! Grr. You mean copy??

[Awks]

My fave is "homage to" ie blatant rip off

[Awks]

And ombre. It's fucking tie dye, that's what it is.

[Chugchug]

trills it's usually their other halves or sisters. I take pictures with my camera timer or on phone in mirror, I could never stand out in public posing like that. Although my favourite blogs do feature that kind of photo weirdly.

[PlumSykes]

Cliched writing, generally, irritates me. I don't mind fashion speak, per se, so a red lip or a snakeskin shoe doesn't bother me, but 'new year, new you' and 'top of every fashionista's wish-list' both drive me up the wall. And I say that as a blogger and journalist.

Ubik, in those examples, that's exactly what it is, though. An edit, or edited selection of the Spring/Summer runway collections. And 'An edited selection of the Spring/Summer runway collections' would make for a clunky, and very long headline.