Where the bloody hell can I buy summer clothes and bikinis in shops this time of year?

[GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan]

I am on holiday on Friday.

I have just hurled my clothes on the bed and don't like what I see.

I need new summer dresses, tops, shorts, sandals and bikinis.

What shops sell this clobber at this time of year?

no, hurghada. With a trip to Cairo (hmmmm)

I am just going to sit there for a whole week, eating.

Haven't been to Hurgharda since the 90's - we travelled from Cairo on a bus... But we met a family in the summer who were Hurgharda regulars - you'll have a great time

Meh. 25 degrees! I was in Dahab in November and it was a glorious 38. Heaven.

Ps.. Can you get to London? Selfridges and John Lewis sorted me out.