I bet there's loads of mum boots and rucksacks at the #mumsnetblogfest

[BrianGiggs]

None if them are listening. They're all bloody tweeting.

SHUT UP BLOGGERS

And sensible knitwear

Are you there? twitteringPosting on the internet like the others?

No. Boots fail.

Leopardprint scarves?

BBH-ed hair? With moroccanoil. And face smelling like a baby's bum.