I went shopping in town today and couldn't believe the amount of women old enough to know better tottering around in over the knee boots with gigantic heels, mini skirts and those road-kill gilets. Do these people all come out on a Sunday or did I just notice them more because town was quiet? The next best sight was a man in unironed white shorts and what at best could be described as a Hawaiian shirt all he needed was the white knotted hanky round his head and jesus sandals to complete the look. Pah humbug 