I have just reviewed it.
ALthough I suspect it may not get through their editing process...
We Come in Peace!
By A Dragon from Croydon on 14/10/2012
Sizing: Feels too large
Pros: Uss Enterprise
Cons: Battles With Klingons
Best Uses: To Boldly Go
I bought this in the hope that it would make me look like the model in the photo and it did! Immediately my ears elongated and the tips turned pointy and I discovered that people collapsed at my feet when I gripped them between the shoulder and neck. No more toddler tantrums in Waitrose I can tell you!
Fabulous. Worth every penny.
Live long and prosper!