Not Oasis as in the shop, the band.
Pulled out T-shirts from my drawer this morning, thought ah, this one will fit. But it was Oasis 2002. I was seriously considering going out in public (to church) with it on. In fact, the only thing that put me off was the fact it had the year on and that I would look like one of those saddo men with thinning hair in a ponytail and a Queen 1983 T-shirt on.
Oh God, I still dress like a student (I'm 39, and to be fair, still a student, but also a mother of two and in full-time work).
How can I sort myself out?