I am 40 but still believe I am 24

[MrsCampbellBlack]

I therefore desire some ripped skinnies but they need to be quite darkish/distressed denim for maximum thigh slimming.

Anyone seen any on their shopping travels?

Merci (most definitely not french chic)

But surely you should be distressing your own with a razor blade for that true 1980s vibe? :)

I did contemplate that Remus but I'd do it wrong and end up with my bottom hanging out. Which you know - not such a great look even after liberal application of fake tan.

I have but I just have to remember where I saw them...

zara

ah no byt h and m have them

i had some gap ones i loved till they ripped in the crotch fgs
www.hm.com/gb/product/00973?article=00973-A

I thought zara - none online but you know children back to school soon. Have I mentioned I will have 2 child-free days a week then [excited] and no I won't be bored.

Oh they look good - yes split crotch not quite the look I was after. Although am sure tis popular in some quarters.

Can't remember but shopbop have lots of suggestions!