It's all Twiggy's fault this time (M & S)

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Twiggy "designed" this atrocity! What's wrong with her.

www.marksandspencer.com/Twiggy-Woman-Mirror-Floral-Print/dp/B003WLYENS?ie=UTF8&ref=sr_1_6&nodeId=55343031&sr=1-6&qid=1344156196&pf_rd_r=1XHSRSJW5CKX7V1FRZ8H&pf_rd_m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=55343031&pf_rd_p=215570647&pf_rd_s=related-items-3

Lordie - think this message should have a large bleeding eyes alert!

Hilarious www.marksandspencer.com/Speziale-Linen-Blend-Tribal-Trousers/dp/B003GMJ3KW?ie=UTF8&ref=sr_1_3&nodeId=545829031&sr=1-3&qid=1344157214&pf_rd_r=17PJGJXT0WY6CK5B1W0G&pf_rd_m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=545829031&pf_rd_p=215570647&pf_rd_s=related-items-3

haha grotesque.

at both of those. Apparently those trousers are, "designed to flatter your style". That doesn't even make sense. Surely, designed to flatter your figure, shape, etc. But not style. Those trousers are designed to flatter no-one's style. Ever!

Surely this is some sort of sick joke!

Twiggy is designing clothes so everyone else looks like heffalumps and she can still pretend she's 6 stone

"Twiggy's signature sense of fun"

Yep.

Fun at the expense of anyone fool enough to wear it.

Why would anyone want legs that are different colours?

Why do i always click on these links?

it means Google and Amazon and every website will now pursue me with Speziale Ads!!!!!

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This was on the style page of the Observer magazine today and I wondered why