I know my holiday beauty routine is not up to scratch, but seriously...

[Themumsnot]

are there people out there who go this far?

Anyone care to own up?

What shave and exfoliate? Err yes

What bit of the article do you think is excessive?

The primer and foundation. Call me oldfashioned, but I thought slapping it on my face was enough to be going on with.

Oh they need that on their pits on the red carpet as deodorant will show up as really white with the camera flashes. Us mortals don't need to bother

That sort of thing worries me. I always thought 'underarm maintenance' was as simply as wash, shave, apply deoderant It makes me wonder what other 'simple 'routine I am failing in..... bellybutton flossing and polishing, ear lobe moisturising, nostril painting?

Valium - they are suggesting we should.

Orm - I know. We should start an 'I have never' thread here and fess up to all the things we don't do that everyone else takes for granted.