Oh dear - think I dress like a Khardashian

[MrsCampbellBlack]

and even worse its the mother!

Seriously - have become hopelessly addicted to this and have realised I keep looking at Kris K and thinking 'ooh nice leopard print shirt' - there's no hope is there?

Obviously when not watching this I'm engaged in many many high brow activities.

link please?

Never!
Please don't watch those awful people, it will rot your brain my lovely.

. I found myself rather at a loose end one night last week when there was no Kardashians on.

My Kardashian style crush is Kourtney but I would give my first born for Kendall's legs.

Ooh I love Kourtney's skinny jeans, boots and blouse combos, silly as they may be they have fab clothes. It's the only reason I watch, to style spot, I promise.

Oooh suburban - I soo agree

Lizzy - [hangs head] I know but its just sooo funny. And I am transfixed by the fact they all have utterly flawless skin. I don't really listen to the words just look at the clothes [god - that's really not helping is it?]

And you know Kourtney is my height so its practically work in studying her wardrobe

I don't have her enhanced assets though or her flat stomach.

I have just read (and enjoyed) the 50 shades trilogy, sometimes you just need trash

Lizzy - no! Now I am genuinely shocked

My favourite T-shirt, which I now have in two colour ways, has been worn by Kim Kardashian and Cheryl Cole.

I'll get my coat.

I also watch kardashians. Cannot help myself. I'm that shape too but unfortunately without the pancake tummy. Mine's wrecked from 2 dc's. Still, nice to look at them for style inspiration when you're a 5,1 hourglass with a fat ass.

Yeay - we're all creeping out.

It is a nice top though Amber and lordy - Kim is sooo pretty.

Stmoritz - lucky girl having a figure like hers.

God - am currently watching and transfixed by how Kim literally comes up to the waist of her boyfriend

I sometimes go into a trance when they talk really really slowly...

I also love love the old pre Kim surgery chavtasic episodes.

Have just had a flick on Coolspotters. Kim and I have quite a few items in common. Worrying.

Pre surgery - ooh what has she had done?

[re-arranges mental image of Amber]

mrscampbellblack - It's hell to stay in shape with this figure though I swear to you. Kim even admits it, she says how she is at the gym everyday and watches what she eats etc. I put weight on all around my tum and hips and end up with a sticky out ass and flubbery tummy which looks so shit and depressing from the side :(

I've vowed I'm gonna kardashian myself into shape after I have my last baby. Sick of the tummy seriously. To top it off my feet are size 3 so I have nice pigs trotters to totter about on whilst looking stubby and portly. Niiiiice :)

kim's had so much facial surgery. My god. google it seriously.

Nose
cheeks too it looks like
maybe lips but they were always full so maybe the shape has been changed
eyes are sooo cat like now

she is scarily symmetrical

Stmoritz - I too am 5ft with size 3 feet and agree its hard staying in shape when you're petite as every lb really does show.

Sucks doesn't it?
It explains why all those stick thin tall girls ping back into shape after childbirth. We seem to struggle a lot more.

MrsCB I have lost my Roberto Cavalli virginity.

Posts this to remind you all that your shame could be EVEN WORSE

Disclaimer: I only watched one episode, which was in the background whilst I was working from home on laptop. Was throughout, obviously.....

Have just googled Kim Kardashian pre-surgery and you are correct I had no idea that she had changed so much - IMO, she looked prettier before the surgery.

As you say, when you compare it, she looks a bit odd now in comparison even though she is stunning (if that makes sense!)

You see one episode is how it starts NY - its a slippery slope and before you know it you are watching them take New York [shame]

Oooh dona - I love bit of Cavalli.

Seriously I live the wrong life - am sure by ideal fashion style is to be the wife of a mafia boss [yes watching Sopranos as well]

khloe is my favourite

Could be worse, I saw the titlle and thought <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=star+trek+cardassian&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=oGbBDch2oJIIjM:&imgrefurl=memory-beta.wikia.com/wiki/Cardassian_history&docid=xaVXLuSkrLXbmM&imgurl=images.wikia.com/startrek/images/6/6d/CardassianDelegation.jpg&w=694&h=530&ei=53LrT5mLN8bO8QP0pNXUBQ&zoom=1&biw=1366&bih=565" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this