Accessorise this dress for a wedding no FECK OFF

[lumbago]

Grr

Thanks for the help then

I think it would be terribly sad if people felt they couldn't come on SnB to ask for help with something like this.

Ah, the annual 'feck off with y'r wedding shite thread'. Thought people had been rather tolerant! Thing is, some of us are utterly skint, don't have any weddings or fancy dos to go to and actually like fantasy shopping

Maybe just hide the topic for a while, this too shall pass. I think I must have about 1/2 of MN hidden by now.

feck ORF surely

arf

Lol at lettuce I DO

am curmudgeon. :)

hell yes

feck orf y' joyless feckers

I don't understand anything!

you do what? Sorry, lost me there...

I'm a size 30 and can't show my arms,legs,neck or wrists but I wanna look like a super moggle oh and I have thirty pence no hair and one leg..

And still tethers and other kind souls will link to monsoon phase8 some Chinese eBay malarky

It is time to say enough is enough

...and I was just about to ask for some help finding some shoes. I'll fuck off instead though.

This is what SnB is FOR. Depending on the season. If it's not weddings it's Christmas parties, but that's what it's for. Just don't click on the thread.

Or . . I'm going to a Take That/Steps gig/ girls night out/ hen weekend/ first date etc , what do I wear?

If it angers you this much.. . . step away from the forum.

Labootin - you are funny

We should perhaps have one thread with 'wedding ensembles' on.

YABU. HTH.

I think someone needs a hug

Had a bad day??

You live for this shit really, admit it :o

I have a sneaking suspicion this thread is a bit tongue in cheek...

I haven't been on S&B properly for AGES.

I thought it may be because I am pg, but perhaps it is accessory fatigue

I am half tempted to start a thread asking that .. I would also be 6 foot four and unable to wear heels and be allergic to fake tan

...reserve for six months tomorrow time when this thread is long forgotten

Ah but tethers your klaxon must have sounded ( god bless google alert eh?)

I do have most things hidden

Gerrroff you snoggers

Agree with Labootin. Those threads are cack.
There are three answers.

1. Wear what you like to a wedding
2. Gold or silver
3. No fascinator

I have often been tempted to respond to "What should I wear with this dress?" with "A paper bag. Over your head. In case anyone sees you while you're wearing that fucking awful dress".

But I don't.

Lol.
Those awful skater ones.