How to look your very best in photographs

[PerryCombover]

All you'll ever need to know, here

ARF!

But the photographer said that no-one else would ever see the photo of me in my biker jacket with the handcuffs - the liar.

Oh gawd, one of those women have the blackest teeth I have ever seen....

Haha at the oap glamour shoot in the red boas!

You should all pay close attention

I think they're braces schro.......You know, matching necklace, earings and braces

Are they all men in drag

Cardoon - No, that's another one! :o The one I am talking about is under "have amazing hair". It's honestly terrible.

WOW - My MIL has one of these massive portraits in her lounge - circa 1980's with frizzy perm and holding onto her sheepskin collar. I think they were some kind of rip off at the time. MIL is very proud of her portrait though.

Saw Nicole Kidman in there with a teddy bear.....

My hair was once scrunched

Ahh the days before hair serum.

One of them looks like Jon Hamm

That. Is. Hilarious!

The last one on the expose your shoulders bit looks like someone has just surprised her from the rear

I'm going to have nightmares about her.....

Dawn looks suspiciously like Dave to me ...