It's my very best friends 30th birthday on Saturday and I need something new to wear. I just tried on what I had planned to wear and it looks awful.
Criteria is:
Dress
with sleeves
Dark colour
Not maxi or mini
Maybe structured
I am:
5'1
size 18-20
big bum boobs and belly 
I would ideally like to wear it with opaque black tights as I don't like my legs. I have a wardrobe of shoes, so will most likely have a pair to go with whatever I buy. Ditto bag and big hold me in pants.
It was my 30th last year and we didn't really do anything,so this is sort of my party too as mostly the same people will be going.
I know I'm cutting it short,m but I'm hoping that next day delivery can be my friend. The shops near me are a bit rubbish, but I can get into Edinburgh fairly easily if need be, but I'd have DS in tow.