What do you think of these odd looking boots?

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blowfish

Personally I don't like them.

Don't like them.

They would like like you had shoved your feet into a pair of Shar-Pei.

They look like the kind of thing you'd wear to a fancy dress party if you were robin hood

They would look good on a rhino.

at look good on a rhino!

I quite like them OP but I'm not known to be stylish! Blowfish do a shorter version I think that are less rhino-like

I don't like them. I think Blowfish is over rated tat!

I no longer fear hell.

A W F U L

But you knew that, right?

And BRAVO at rhino

Unless your legs are stupidly long, you'll look short and dumpy in them. Is short and dumpy the look you're going for?

Oh dear, I have some like this only shorter

I like them...but I do secretly long to be an actual pirate so you may not want to listen to my opinion...but I think being a bit piratey is rather cool

A bit Friar Tuck if he was gay. And blind. And badly dressed.

I have a similar pair but a bit longer.

They make your legs look fat and are a bit elf from Lord of the Rings looking.

Ugly.

And I often like unusual footwear...

The buttons are like eyes that follow you round the room.

So you all think I should buy them immediately then?

I wasn't sure - I kinda liked them in a "umm they're unusual" way but I imagined them to have the "jesus what was I thinking!" effect when they arrived.

Maybe they'd look good on a tall, skinny 14 year old. I'll keep looking!

Would look good on Claudia Schiffer. If you are Claudia Schiffer then sure, go for it.

YUK!

I'm not her, but I look just like her.

I have the ankle ones, they are quite nice. Called Hobbit I think. They don't look as baggy as those ones.

like these

I've often seen them quite cheap in TK Maxx if you do decide you want them. They are a bit middle-earth.

Maybe for panto?

awful

Love the fact that the shorter model is called Hobbit. That tells you all you need to know.