What's all this 'Eye Secrets' eye patch malarky about then?

[BendyBob]

Here(Daily Mail for those that care)

I have suitcases under my eyes these days, I need help!

Anyone tried it? I bet everyone but me already knows about it

Is it similar to 'Eyesentuals'? (sp?)

The same Eyesentuals which removed the skin under my eye, leaving me with Panda in a Wind tunnel look.

Oh dear. That doesn't sound too hopeful. Don't know if this is the same thing or not.

I'm wondering though if it wouldn't feel quite weird to have something stuck under your eye all the time though

here it is

A friend got some from QVC and let me try it - the results were good, it lasted all day then washed off at night so I bought some a few months later and they had either changed the formula or something but it burned all the skin below and round my eyes.

I got my money back and eyes were ok but