I've always had a bit of a darker hairy upper lip, but bleaching it has always worked.
However, I've recently lost a lot of weight and did my usual Saturday night bleach (exciting social life anyone?!) and went to bed. Woke up this morning to a lovely bleached tache, but which is blatantly obvious that there is a shedload of hair there - kindof a blonde Magnum look - topped off by a few wispy chin hairs à la Billy Goats Gruff! 
How the hell do I get rid of it? I'm skint so expensive electrolysis/beautician stuff is out. Do home facial wax strips work/hurt/leave a bright red mark that will last for days?
Someone help me - or I'll be forced onto the look-a-like circuit!