Just tried posting this and lost it, so briefly:
Am fat and cold and need warm, waterproof winter coat. Lands End Stadium Squall looks my best bet but which colour? I am a fair-skinned, rosy cheeked Celt with blondish hair.
Black - makes me look dug up these days.
Navy - does suit me but fairly dull. Will it depress me having to wear it every day til March?
Aubergine/purple - I suit royal purple but nothing near maroon or burgundy. It looks purple online but very maroon in the brochure.
Red - like it but would look (even more) massive and fear people would try to post letters in me.
Why don't they do brown? Or a nice weird green.
What shall I do?