If this woman doesn;t look good in these trousers

[FrayedKnot]

Then who the hell will?

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They really have got some odd stuff in the new directory. Or is it me?

She looks like she's wearing a huge droopy cloth nappy under those!

the harem trousors?

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Harem pants! Goping! Everyone looks naff in them!

oo I used to own harem pants ..way back when (they were almost fashionable in a bohemian sort of way you understand)

you just shouldn't stand like that

.. they hide lumps and bumps in the problem area very nicely

Soz twiglet....everyone who isn't a marmite snack looks naff in them

way back in the 80's .. not now wouldn't wear them now .. at least I don't think I would

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M.C Hammer used to wear them.

Problem area???! Sorry to pry but what did you hide in that pouch?

Good for smuggling though, perhaps.

I remember feeling really sexy in an exotic eastern harem sort of way (bearing in mind I'm from manchetser )

It's the baggy crotch that does nothing for me, although better than camel toe I suppose

"Problem area"/what you're trying to hide obviously refers to an unwanted penis

Hammertime nahnahnah nah nah
Hammertime

at hiding penis,
maybe a large and flappy undercarriage

Saw these and rung my Best Friendy screaming Hammer Time down the phone - he he he he he he!!!

Jeez, what a pile of poo! Who would like to bet that there will be hundreds of these slashed to 2.99 in the Next Clearance shops???

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Twig, has your hair 'grown' on you?

yak!

PMSL

But great for wearing with post-partum pads!

Yes they look awful, shudder to think what any woman could possess that she would need those trousers to hide.

Oooh, I remember having some of those... broke my wrist in the bloody things (got my foot caught in the bottom bit where its all baggy but tight round your ankle, and fell).

I don't recall such a HUGE baggy middle bit though...

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She looks as if she's wet herself.