What to wear to meet BIG celeb clients

[25kilopumpkin]

I have been sent here by "sleb" threaders says you lot will help. I have a weird job which will soon require me to stay over at the London residence of big sleb couple. I have not much cash and 3dc 5,2,14wks. I look a fright and need advice as to what to wear, grooming etc in order to not look a TOTAL scarecrow in front of the beautiful people! I'm there for two nights informal dinners and two breakfasts?

you have to give us all the more details if we are to help...

What's your budget?

lovely blazer

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handbag

Ooo I likey! Budget won't quite stetch yet. Say £200 but will need Muchos grooming also I have similar jacket now didn't think of this! Can't really talk about job, but they have a bunch of kids if that helps

Well, kimonos are the new cardigan, purple and orange are 'in' shades - orange varnish? I would go clasic with a modern piece (and I have, unprompted, received poitive comments at times!) Get a silky kimono to wear as a cardi over a simple strappy top and skinny jeans for pm. Classic t and jeans for am? Swatch watch? Cheap, recognisable, funky.

What about this (I have just bought it so be kind )

dress I'm wearing with opaques and Mary Janes

Or

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wrap dress

Lovely lovely, I have a few similar Boden dresses, old but nice...you are lovely to help I have decided (also just put this on parallel thread

Blow dry and de grey hair
Wax brows
Should I dye lashes? I have dark lashes but could do with help, they aren't v long
Moisturizer with bit of tan (I am lucky, skin fab don't need make up, thank you Luz Earle)
Teeth strips BF says crest ones are fab
White/black shirts and now thinking Boden tunics
Jeans (what colour/fit shade)
Have to have flat/sensible shoes as part of job so new coloured converse (is this crap?)
Cheap watch off market for now, funky is what to go for apparently! Will be rich soon but right now this will do it. Thanks for help, can't say much about job but will post what I can after, and you'll prob guess couple x ta

Oh AND I have an antique kimono another client gave me so that too ta

Grazia says coloured jean - green, red etc. In fact, buy grazia and just use that...pajamas? Havianas for am, not fluffy animal slippers

Dyed lashes good, but no for length. Clear mascara?

Btw, love the planet tunic

ThatsNotMyBabyBelly I love your name and I love your dress, thanks for the link.

25 good luck with your clothes hunt you have come to the right place

Er, not certain I can get away with coloured jeans...bit old, size 14(ahem) still bit sore c-section scar?

Bohica mwah

Thank you both! Bohica tunic hides said baby belly very well (no easy task)

Yes all gossip after the event will be much appreciated 25

25Kilopumpkin you SO can do coloured jeans, these H&M stretch jeans tucked into boots are lovely...and cheap. I have 2 pairs and am living in them with riding boots and a blazer combo at the moment. I have Navy and Black, but the cognac and yellow look good too.

Try also Asos Marketplace for quirky stuff which is not too expensive. marketplace.asos.com/listing/dresses/navy-ruffle-pussy-bow-dress/181699 pussy bow dress]] or this from not on the high street, with a cardi over the top

madammecholet are those jeans true to size of due they come up big/small? I'm a big nervous about bright colours so thought maybe grey or dark blue? (size 12 age 44 so worried I'm a bit past it!)

megatron do it, they're great, and imo true to size, plus they're stretchy so the size 12 will be fine. I have the Navy and they're great, and the black are really slimming.

Btw, if you're only a size 12 cowbagwhy not go bright, age is immaterial imo. :)

I'm worried I can't pull it off. But I like the look of the dark blue ones and black definitely if they're slimming!

No you don't pull them off megatron you PUT THEM ON!

Order them, then come back and shoot me if you hate them.....!

Right I'm, convinced, will report back!

madame do you know what the noths sizing is like? (sorry for hijack)

No, but it looks like such a lovely dress for the price. Email the seller and ask, they're always really helpful whenever i've had a query on that site..

Well done megatron!