... Right, so, prepared to be mortified even though beautician will have seen about ten fanjoes before mine.
.. take pain killer before hand to do bollocks all help take the edge off it
.. wear nice loose knickers because other than dh beautician will be only other person to see my underwear.. before I have to take it off and my flag like pants are dumped on the floor
.. have some sudocreme in, apparently?
Have I missed anything else?