James Bond theme party- what can I go as?

[LaurieFairyCake]

I know noth

Othing about Bond.

I am short, and a size 18 with mucho cleavage.

Help me?

I think the only option is spray tan, white bikini, shower first. Or gold spray paint all over...

I went to one once dressed as blofeld's Cat. I made a skirt and top from white fluffy material, then dressed it up with a really blingy collar, lots of make up and drawn on whiskers.

Here are some pics of the cat
www.google.co.cr/search?q=blofeld's+cat&hl=es-419&biw=1066&bih=582&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=lTR_ToS_IpDAgQfnl_gv&sqi=2&ved=0CDkQsAQ

Miss Moneypenny? Just wear a skirt suit with a frilly blouse and a serious hairdo

I am not on board with either being gold or being in a bikini

I quite fancy being a cat but apart from a wedding dress I don't own a White frock.

Dh wants me to go as moneypenny as he has a horn for the librarian look.

I don't have a skirt suit or own a pencil skirt now but I could buy a skirt and a pretty chiffon blouse as they're quite fashionable.

Go as M
Intellligent, can get the better of Bond and knows how to keep her clothes on

Ooh, good excuse for a shopping trip then

Don't forget specs if you don't already wear them! I like the M idea too, especially as the latest one is Dame Judi Dench

Go as MM! Excellent choice.

I'm a sucker for an androgynous suit so I'd probably go as Bond and talk on Bond lines all night.

If you have long dark hair you could do Jane Seymour in LALD.
I hate Bond parties, they're such a piece of cake for the men and such a sod for the women.

DP was once the only guy dressed as Q (labcoat, gadgets) in a Bond-themed party full of blokes in tuxedos. Made him very popular. Might be an option if the cross-gender thing doesn't bother you? ;)

You could do Rosa Klebb from 'From Russia With love' - just slick you hair back and sellotape a couple of dinner knives to your shoes <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=rosa+klebb&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=677&tbm=isch&tbnid=WhfnnsBH1mqqpM:&imgrefurl=www.ask.com/wiki/Rosa_Klebb&docid=HWPxuxGf3sIihM&w=180&h=127&ei=OVJ_TpX_CoW98gOd54GEAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=758&vpy=354&dur=7627&hovh=101&hovw=144&tx=62&ty=56&page=16&tbnh=101&tbnw=144&start=231&ndsp=14&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:231" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">like so

Warning: could get dangerous when the dancing starts!

Tinfoil teeth + a small stepladder = Jaws.

Xenia Onatopp?

Would need corset style black top and fitted black jacket, glam undo and red lipstick. Cigar as prop.

Get your DH to go as Jaws and go as the blonde girly who fell for him. Plaits and a jumpsuit I think?