Christ on a bike, seen it all now...

[Bangtastic]

What the HELL are these?!

Never have I seen such a shocking shoe in my life. People buy things like this?! Down to £16 from £70... someone actually had the cheek to put a £70 price tag on these?!

But they only have a size 8 left! Some people must have already bought them! Looks like an instrument of torture to me.

Office have some of the most HILARIOUS shoes I've ever seen in their sale

£16!!!
I wouldn't have it if you paid me.
So true about mad Office selection.
One trawls through pages and pages of dull Mum boots then suddenly-!
Fuck me!!!

Footwear suitable only for Latvian transsexual dominatrices

It looks like someone wrapped their feet in masking tape and ran through the stationery cupboard...

LOL tether, that's exactly what they look like

Ohh, also, have a look a few threads down for one called "Shoes to go with this dress pleeeeease" and see the last post - I notice you're quite the Gok around these parts! Thanks (if you do of course!) if not, then I hope someone buys you these shoes for Christmas

At least you'd make a nice jingle as you walk.

what in the actual fuck..?

Tank girrrrlllll summer shoes.

Bahahahahahahaha!

Man, those are FUGLY.

I bought some shoes for a fancy dress party in Office in last year's summer sale, that looked like something <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=married+with+children+peggy&um=1&hl=en&safe=active&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&tbm=isch&tbnid=3b_RQrg-TaH4YM:&imgrefurl=www.thedreamshake.com/2008/01/rockets-and-married-with-children.html&docid=N9pqIUXNi1qSbM&w=302&h=227&ei=2sl5TsmnCOaW0QXmiNjQAQ&zoom=1&biw=1109&bih=300&iact=rc&dur=266&page=1&tbnh=87&tbnw=129&start=0&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0&tx=74&ty=21" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Peggy from Married with Children would wear (plastic, shiny PINK high heeled mules). And they did say, about four times "you can't return them you know - like you REALLY can't return them". Office staff have so little faith in their shoes ...

I like those . Not sure what I'd wear them with, but I like them.

I can see these on a skinny, louche 20 year old, worn with skinnies/leggings and a cool tee shirt.

As I am not 20 and have never been skinny or louche then I will not be wearing them.

I love them!

Some of the shoes in the office sale are jokes surely?