What's the most STUPID/embarrassing lipstick name you've had

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i had to ask for voluptuous violet the other day. Felt a reet nob. We sniggered together.

I was surprised DH actually did go Space NK and buy me my Nars "Orgasm" blusher last christmas.

higgle I came onto this thread to say Orgasm blusher as well

I remember my mother used to use a brand called Gay Geranium. I don't think they make it any more.

Yes but orgasm at least accurate. Vv just stupid

I'm relatively new to the lipstick game, but I've been recommended (on other thread) mauve it over, the main feature of which is that it's not mauve and the name seems to be based on a non-existant pun.

Ruby Woo?

Nars Promiscious - which is lovely gold.
Nars Fire down bellow - red
Nars petit monstre - see a pattern there?
Anyway, their blushers are even better.
Deep Throat anyone?

Chanel "Ironic Tonic".

Gorgeous lip gloss, super colour, wanky name.