i am 2 weeks postpartum. I am attending a very dear friends, very glamerous wedding next weekend
I am a wobbly, flabby, lactating mess with all the verve and vigour of someone who hasn't had more than 90 minutes uninterrupted sleep for a fortnight
I need something with boob access, I think I need long sleeves. I'm a size 16 ish, my boobs have taken over an area the size of a small county (36g or h)
I picture myself in a flatteringly cut dress with long bell shaped sleeves and a deep v neck for boob hoisting
Then again I can barely string together a sentence let alone trust my own judgement
Has anyone seen anything that will make me beautiful?