As per my recent order dispatch email:
"Dear AlpinePony
We have just despatched the following items detailed below "Despatch Summary" to:
The biggest house in the street
Fuck Town
Despatch Summary (despatch ???
)
Ordered Description Price
Overpriced Lined Tartan Baggies £15.30
Cute Applique Leather Shoes £8.00
12 quid for a tossing t-shirt? for a 1 year old?
Woodland Applique T-shirt £11.90
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