While we are the subject of hair removal - help with my wild fanjo - TMI

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I wouldn't normally discuss this sort of thing but this seems like a pretty anonymous way to ask a question that has been bugging me. I would like to remove my bush as it were but am struggling with the 'lips'. They sort of roll inwards. I've mainly tried shaving but as I am blind without my glasses and have a very small shower cubicle, no bath. I find if I manage it the stubbly regrowth seems to cause thrush. yuck. I am wary of Nair/Veet as my fanjo doesn't like anything other than water (cue more thrush) and with my lips rolling in then some will definately get unless I sit holding it all open. Any suggestions?

Don't you think it is trying to tell you something?

Well yes I can see what you are getting at but I would like to tame it some how. I would feel a bit more confident with it being neat. I don't want to be like those girls of that Smack The Pony sketch with it all hanging out around a bikini etc or taking down my pants if I get a bloke and it sort of exploding outwards!

What rushofblood said. Leave it in peace

Leave your poor fanjo alone then. Not helpful but they are supposed to be hairy...

Unless you want to try and epilate it with an epilator...

If you must, try this, it's very gentle as it leaves some hair behind, even on the lowest setting.

MynameisnotEarl - I have got a similar thing to that, the one from that advert with lots of bushes in different shapes. Eugh looks like am destined to be a hairy mary. I really don't like it. :(
Am so of you all with your nicely veeted/waxed fanjos

How about using nail scissors (not curved ones) to carefully give it a trim? It'll neaten it up and not irritate the area. It isn't as difficult as it may seem.